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TV Face-
A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV).
Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.
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Fake Bakery-
A tanning salon.
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Soap Grafting-
The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.
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Text Killer-
A person who constantly uses phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "haha ok" as well as one word responses, that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.
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2 More Fa Cam Fo Gettin' Ova The Hashted-
Tha illest verse of Get 'Em Daddy (Remix) by Cam'Ron. Dipset.
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Suckadicknohomo-
Saying commonly used within arguments / awkward moments either to make your point across or to break the silence.
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Yardsale-
To fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them.
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Sleeze Bag-
A low class person who does not shower, shave, or go to work.
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Carnage-
To poop more than three times in the same day.
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Chill out-
It's 2010... Everyone needs to start doing this.
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Clock Out With Your Cock Out-
To "call it a day" at work and soon go party.
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Pornament-
Noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.
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Canon GL2-
A camera ordered by kyle powers soon to be used to create the killzborough videos.
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Articles of Confederation-
Set of laws created by congress, around 1779. Brought forth new type of government, confederation, with two levels of government that share fundamental powers. A.O.C. gave national government power; to declare war, make peace, sign treaties, borrow money, set standards, establish postal service, and deal with natives. Had no departments to carry out/ enforce acts and interpret meanings of laws.
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Right Quick-
The urban way to say "quickly".
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Blank Disc-
If your "buzz" is so big you could probably sell one of these.
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Solo Dolo-
To do things by yourself and on the down low.
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That's Nad (insert adjective)-
Just so Andrew can't ask, "Why is it mad?".
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DGL-
Dirty Girl For Life.
___________________________
Expert On Everything/Know It All-
Andrew Defeo.
___________________________
P.O.O.P.-
"People Order Our Patties" The slogan used by diligent Krusty Krab workers.
Don't be a squidward!
__________________________
Procrasturbating-
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
__________________________
Ultimate Enemy-
www.facebook.com
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Bro Life-
Living your life strictly by the bro code rules. Bros before hoes, bros before toes, and bros before lowe's. You party with your bros, live with your bros, and never leave their sight.
__________________________
No Wukkas-
Abbreviation of "no wuckin' furries" which is a less vulgar derivative of "no fuckin' worries".
We know you cause we are you.
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Dakota Caulfield Literature (Weekly Update)
TV Face-
A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from starting the same thing too long (watching TV).
Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.
___________________________
Fake Bakery-
A tanning salon.
___________________________
Soap Grafting-
The act of attaching an almost completely used piece of soap to a new, unused piece because it is now too small to be conveniently used but you also don't want to waste it.
___________________________
Text Killer-
A person who constantly uses phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "haha ok" as well as one word responses, that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.
___________________________
2 More Fa Cam Fo Gettin' Ova The Hashted-
Tha illest verse of Get 'Em Daddy (Remix) by Cam'Ron. Dipset.
___________________________
Suckadicknohomo-
Saying commonly used within arguments / awkward moments either to make your point across or to break the silence.
___________________________
Yardsale-
To fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them.
___________________________
Sleeze Bag-
A low class person who does not shower, shave, or go to work.
___________________________
Carnage-
To poop more than three times in the same day.
___________________________
Chill out-
It's 2010... Everyone needs to start doing this.
___________________________
Clock Out With Your Cock Out-
To "call it a day" at work and soon go party.
___________________________
Pornament-
Noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.
___________________________
Canon GL2-
A camera ordered by kyle powers soon to be used to create the killzborough videos.
___________________________
Articles of Confederation-
Set of laws created by congress, around 1779. Brought forth new type of government, confederation, with two levels of government that share fundamental powers. A.O.C. gave national government power; to declare war, make peace, sign treaties, borrow money, set standards, establish postal service, and deal with natives. Had no departments to carry out/ enforce acts and interpret meanings of laws.
__________________________
Right Quick-
The urban way to say "quickly".
___________________________
Blank Disc-
If your "buzz" is so big you could probably sell one of these.
___________________________
Solo Dolo-
To do things by yourself and on the down low.
___________________________
That's Nad (insert adjective)-
Just so Andrew can't ask, "Why is it mad?".
___________________________
DGL-
Dirty Girl For Life.
___________________________
Expert On Everything/Know It All-
Andrew Defeo.
___________________________
P.O.O.P.-
"People Order Our Patties" The slogan used by diligent Krusty Krab workers.
Don't be a squidward!
__________________________
Procrasturbating-
Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
__________________________
Ultimate Enemy-
www.facebook.com
___________________________
Bro Life-
Living your life strictly by the bro code rules. Bros before hoes, bros before toes, and bros before lowe's. You party with your bros, live with your bros, and never leave their sight.
__________________________
No Wukkas-
Abbreviation of "no wuckin' furries" which is a less vulgar derivative of "no fuckin' worries".
Andrew After 10 Days of Bowflex
this is so cool!
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